Giant Turkey Mask

Need to cheer your quasi-flatmate up around Thanksgiving? This mask will do the trick.

Pop it on your head and shimmy on over to their apartment. The fez and sunglasses are attached so you don’t have to worry about putting them on separately and the turkey itself is made of fabric instead of… meat. Much cleaner than putting a real turkey on your head.

There's not a person alive who wouldn't be cheered up by the sight of you dancing around in this. Who knows, perhaps they might even accidentally admit that they love you!