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Too cold to shimmy? Too frostbitten to cheer up your friend so successfully that they proclaim their love for you? Classic Thanksgiving weather.
Sod the pressure cooker, all you need to get this turkey sizzling is a turn in the microwave. Snuggle up to it and feel the same fuzzy feelings of love that someone whose mate just confessed to being in love with them might feel.
Who needs real apologies and confessions of love when you’ve got 2 hours of turkey-themed warmth?