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Rita Rudner
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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— Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
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— Dr. Gregory House
Who needs med school when you got WI-FI?
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Howard Wolowitz
Are you google? Because you have everything i'm searching for..
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Homer
"Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. Marge: What's that? Homer: (thinks) A dinosaur."
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Sheldon Cooper
Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air
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Jim Gaffigan
The Christmas tree – Where did that tradition come from? It sounds like the behavior of a drunk man. I can picture it now, “Honey, why is there a…pine tree in our living room? I like it. Tomorrow, we’re gonna…we’re gonna decorate it for Jesus.”
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Barney Stinson
Think of me as yoda, but instead of being little and green, i wear suits and i'm your bro - I'm Broda !!!
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Dr. Gregory House
We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.
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Sheldon Cooper
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "For you, No Charge"..
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Brad Pitt
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
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— Mélanie Berliet
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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C.J. Frick
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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Peter Morgan
No family is complete without an embarrassing uncle.
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Homer
To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!
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Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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— Irene S. Levine
Your best friend isn't the person you call when you are in jail; mostly likely, she is sitting in the cell beside you.
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— Philip J. Fry
Valentine's Day Is Coming? Aw Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again!
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Joey Tribbiani
Why God? Why? We had a deal! Let the others grow old not me.
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Rick
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science
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Howard Wolowitz
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Cos you are BE-AU-TI..FULL
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Barney Stinson
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
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I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
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Sheldon Cooper
"Hello. Yes the elevator's out of order you'll have to use the stairs.... Of course you can, pizza dates back to the 16th centuary, while the first elevator was not installed untill 1852,,, That means that for over 300 years, people carried pizzas up stairs. Be partt of that proud tradition."
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Sherlock
Sherlock: “Two beers, please.” Bartender: “Pints?” Sherlock: “443.7 ml.” (Places measuring cylinders.)
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Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
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Robert Fulghum
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
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Rick Riordan
The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.
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Benedict Cumberbatch
The more charming person is the person who admits the other person is more charming.
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