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— Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
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Pope John XXIII
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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— Dr. Gregory House
There is a code: Bros before hoes, man.
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Walter White, Jr.
He's a great father, a great teacher. He knows like everything there is to know about chemistry. He's patient with you, he's always there for you. He's just decent. And he always does the right thing and that's how he teaches me to be
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— Dr. Gregory House
Who needs med school when you got WI-FI?
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Howard Wolowitz
Are you google? Because you have everything i'm searching for..
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Homer
"Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. Marge: What's that? Homer: (thinks) A dinosaur."
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Sheldon Cooper
Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air
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Jim Gaffigan
The Christmas tree – Where did that tradition come from? It sounds like the behavior of a drunk man. I can picture it now, “Honey, why is there a…pine tree in our living room? I like it. Tomorrow, we’re gonna…we’re gonna decorate it for Jesus.”
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Barney Stinson
Think of me as yoda, but instead of being little and green, i wear suits and i'm your bro - I'm Broda !!!
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Dr. Gregory House
We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.
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Sheldon Cooper
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "For you, No Charge"..
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Brad Pitt
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
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— Mélanie Berliet
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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C.J. Frick
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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Peter Morgan
No family is complete without an embarrassing uncle.
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Homer
To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!
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Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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— Irene S. Levine
Your best friend isn't the person you call when you are in jail; mostly likely, she is sitting in the cell beside you.
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— Philip J. Fry
Valentine's Day Is Coming? Aw Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again!
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Joey Tribbiani
Why God? Why? We had a deal! Let the others grow old not me.
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Rita Rudner
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Rick
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science
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Howard Wolowitz
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Cos you are BE-AU-TI..FULL
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Barney Stinson
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
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I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
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Sheldon Cooper
"Hello. Yes the elevator's out of order you'll have to use the stairs.... Of course you can, pizza dates back to the 16th centuary, while the first elevator was not installed untill 1852,,, That means that for over 300 years, people carried pizzas up stairs. Be partt of that proud tradition."
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Sherlock
Sherlock: “Two beers, please.” Bartender: “Pints?” Sherlock: “443.7 ml.” (Places measuring cylinders.)
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Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
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Robert Fulghum
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
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Rick Riordan
The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.
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Benedict Cumberbatch
The more charming person is the person who admits the other person is more charming.
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Lord Baelish
Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder.
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Irene Adler
Brainy's the new sexy
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The Doctor, Season 6, Episode 6 - "The Almost People"
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
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Daenerys Targaryen
All men must die, but we are not men.
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Jimmy Piersall
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
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Meredith Grey
Change … we don’t like it, we fear it. But we can’t stop it from coming. We either adapt to change, or we get left behind. It hurts to grow. Anybody who tells you it doesn’t, is lying. But here’s the truth: Sometimes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. And sometimes, oh, sometimes, change is good. Sometimes, change is … everything
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Claire Underwood
You know what Francis said to me when he proposed? I remember his exact words. He said, 'Claire, if all you want is happiness, say no. I'm not gonna give you a couple of kids and count the days until retirement. I promise you freedom from that. I promise you'll never be bored.' You know, he was the only man - and there were a lot of others who proposed - but he was the only one who understood me. He didn't put me on some pedestal. He knew that I didn't want to be adored or coddled. So he took my hand and put a ring on it. Because he knew I'd say yes.
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Saul Goodman
Don't drink and drive.But if you do, call me.
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Jeff Lindsay
I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe I’m just understanding things different. Better.
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Sheldon Cooper
I feel very comfortable around you. It's surprising because i generally don't feel comfortable around....well, anyone.
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Meredith Grey
I love you, in a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.
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Francis Underwood
If a man is not smart enough to be able to use whatever is in front of him and still make it work...well, then...that’s just a failure of the imagination.
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Janet Lanese
Parent-child relationships are complex. Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.
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— Kakuzō Okakura
The Present is the moving Infinity, the legitimate sphere of the Relative. Relativity seeks Adjustment; Adjustment is Art. The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
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Jim DeMint
One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad.
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— Michelle Held
Don't grow up too quickly, lest you forget how much you love the beach.
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Terry Tempest Williams
To be whole. To be complete. Wildness reminds us what it means to be human, what we are connected to rather than what we are separate from
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Robert A. Heinlein
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.
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Marisa Donnelly
You are the woman who came into my life unexpectedly, whose presence kissed my soul.
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Rihanna
Silence is a girls loudest cry you know she is really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
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Mark Zuckerberg
Our society needs more heroes who are scientists, researchers and engineers. We need to celebrate and reward the people who cure disease, expand our understanding of humanity and work to improve people's lives.
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Ed Sheeran
All that you are is all that I’ll ever need.
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Richelle E. Goodrich
Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is saying ‘I love you’ with a wounded heart in one hand and your smothered pride in the other.
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Isaac Newton
I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.
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G.D. Anderson
Feminism isn't about making women strong. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength.
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Anatole France
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.
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Victor Hugo
Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age.
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Michael J. Fox
Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
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Gina Barreca
It's not that diamonds are a girl's best friend, but it's your best friends who are your diamonds.
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— Vincent Van Gogh
Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.
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Francis Underwood
From this moment on you are a rock. You absorb nothing, you say nothing, and nothing breaks you.
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Log Lady
Is life like a game of chess? Are our present moves important for future success? I think so. We paint our future with every present brush stroke. Painting. Colors. Shapes. Textures. Composition. Repetition of shapes. Contrast. Let nature guide us. Nature is the great teacher.
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Glenn Rhee (Steven Yeun), The Walking Dead, Season 6: No Way Out
People you love, they made you who you are. They're still part of you. If you stop being you, that last bit of them that's still around inside, who you are, it's gone.
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Lori Grimes (Sarah Wayne Callies), The Walking Dead, Season 3: Killer Within
You are going to beat this world, I know you will. You are smart, and you are strong, and you are so brave, and I love you. You gotta do what's right. It's so easy to do the wrong thing in this world. So, so, if it feels wrong don't do it, alright? If it feels easy don't do it, don't let this world spoil you.
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Christopher Nolan
I have been interested in dreams, really since I was a kid. I have always been fascinated by the idea that your mind, when you are asleep, can create a world in a dream and you are perceiving it as though it really existed.
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard
There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it's just a matter of finding it.
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Derek Shepherd
I want to marry you. I want to have kids with you. I want to build us a house. I want to settle down and grow old with you. I want to die when I'm 110 years old in your arms. I don't want 48 uninterrupted hours. I want a lifetime.
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Marge Simpson
If you can raise three kids who can knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
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Rick
I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: It’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says “2 + 2,” and the people in the back say, “4.” Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.
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