Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
Think of me as yoda, but instead of being little and green, i wear suits and i'm your bro - I'm Broda !!!
— Philip J. Fry
— Philip J. Fry
Valentine's Day Is Coming? Aw Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again!
Saul Goodman
Saul Goodman
Don't drink and drive.But if you do, call me.
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
I feel very comfortable around you. It's surprising because i generally don't feel comfortable around....well, anyone.
Glenn Rhee (Steven Yeun), The Walking Dead, Season 6: No Way Out
Glenn Rhee (Steven Yeun), The Walking Dead, Season 6: No Way Out
People you love, they made you who you are. They're still part of you. If you stop being you, that last bit of them that's still around inside, who you are, it's gone.
— Tyrion Lannister
— Tyrion Lannister
Dragons are intelligent. More intelligent than men according to some maesters. They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies.
Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.
Sherlock
Sherlock
Listen, what I said before John, I meant it. I don't have friends; I've just got one.
— Dr. Gregory House
— Dr. Gregory House
There is a code: Bros before hoes, man.
Muhammad Ali
Muhammad Ali
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Richard Bach
Richard Bach
Can miles truly separate you from friends…. If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?
Eleanor Roosevelt
Eleanor Roosevelt
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Rick
Rick
Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the Universe because I’m the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets. Now, I haven’t been exactly subtle about how little I trust marriage. I couldn’t make it work, and I could turn a black hole into a sun, so at a certain point, you’ve got to ask yourself what are the odds this is legit and not just some big lie we’re all telling ourselves because we’re afraid to die alone? Because, you know, that’s exactly how we all die … alone. But … but … Here’s the thing. Birdperson is my best friend, and if he loves Tammy, well, then I love Tammy, too. [Cheers and applause] To friendship, to love, and to my greatest adventure yet … opening myself up to others.
Yolanda Hadid
Yolanda Hadid
Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest; it’s about who came and never left your side.
Rihanna
Rihanna
You may never be good enough for everybody. but you will always be the best for somebody.
Alfred Adler
Alfred Adler
The only normal people are the ones that you don’t know very well.
Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
You're my best friend, all right? you don't have to tell me i'm yours. But the way i see it, we're a team. Without you, I'm just the dynamic uno.
— Dr. Gregory House
— Dr. Gregory House
Who needs med school when you got WI-FI?
Howard Wolowitz
Howard Wolowitz
Are you google? Because you have everything i'm searching for..
Homer
Homer
"Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. Marge: What's that? Homer: (thinks) A dinosaur."
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
The Christmas tree – Where did that tradition come from? It sounds like the behavior of a drunk man. I can picture it now, “Honey, why is there a…pine tree in our living room? I like it. Tomorrow, we’re gonna…we’re gonna decorate it for Jesus.”
Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "For you, No Charge"..
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
— Mélanie Berliet
— Mélanie Berliet
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
C.J. Frick
C.J. Frick
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Peter Morgan
Peter Morgan
No family is complete without an embarrassing uncle.
Homer
Homer
To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
— Irene S. Levine
— Irene S. Levine
Your best friend isn't the person you call when you are in jail; mostly likely, she is sitting in the cell beside you.
Joey Tribbiani
Joey Tribbiani
Why God? Why? We had a deal! Let the others grow old not me.
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rick
Rick
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science
Howard Wolowitz
Howard Wolowitz
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Cos you are BE-AU-TI..FULL
Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
"Hello. Yes the elevator's out of order you'll have to use the stairs.... Of course you can, pizza dates back to the 16th centuary, while the first elevator was not installed untill 1852,,, That means that for over 300 years, people carried pizzas up stairs. Be partt of that proud tradition."
— Dr. Gregory House
— Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
Sherlock
Sherlock
Sherlock: “Two beers, please.” Bartender: “Pints?” Sherlock: “443.7 ml.” (Places measuring cylinders.)
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Robert Fulghum
Robert Fulghum
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Rick Riordan
Rick Riordan
The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch
The more charming person is the person who admits the other person is more charming.
Lord Baelish
Lord Baelish
Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder.
Irene Adler
Irene Adler
Brainy's the new sexy
The Doctor, Season 6, Episode 6 -
The Doctor, Season 6, Episode 6 - "The Almost People"
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
Daenerys Targaryen
Daenerys Targaryen
All men must die, but we are not men.
Jimmy Piersall
Jimmy Piersall
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
Meredith Grey
Meredith Grey
Change … we don’t like it, we fear it. But we can’t stop it from coming. We either adapt to change, or we get left behind. It hurts to grow. Anybody who tells you it doesn’t, is lying. But here’s the truth: Sometimes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. And sometimes, oh, sometimes, change is good. Sometimes, change is … everything
Walter White, Jr.
Walter White, Jr.
He's a great father, a great teacher. He knows like everything there is to know about chemistry. He's patient with you, he's always there for you. He's just decent. And he always does the right thing and that's how he teaches me to be
Claire Underwood
Claire Underwood
You know what Francis said to me when he proposed? I remember his exact words. He said, 'Claire, if all you want is happiness, say no. I'm not gonna give you a couple of kids and count the days until retirement. I promise you freedom from that. I promise you'll never be bored.' You know, he was the only man - and there were a lot of others who proposed - but he was the only one who understood me. He didn't put me on some pedestal. He knew that I didn't want to be adored or coddled. So he took my hand and put a ring on it. Because he knew I'd say yes.
Jeff Lindsay
Jeff Lindsay
I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe I’m just understanding things different. Better.
Meredith Grey
Meredith Grey
I love you, in a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.
Francis Underwood
Francis Underwood
If a man is not smart enough to be able to use whatever is in front of him and still make it work...well, then...that’s just a failure of the imagination.
Janet Lanese
Janet Lanese
Parent-child relationships are complex. Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.
— Kakuzō Okakura
— Kakuzō Okakura
The Present is the moving Infinity, the legitimate sphere of the Relative. Relativity seeks Adjustment; Adjustment is Art. The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Jim DeMint
Jim DeMint
One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad.
— Michelle Held
— Michelle Held
Don't grow up too quickly, lest you forget how much you love the beach.
Terry Tempest Williams
Terry Tempest Williams
To be whole. To be complete. Wildness reminds us what it means to be human, what we are connected to rather than what we are separate from
Robert A. Heinlein
Robert A. Heinlein
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.
Marisa Donnelly
Marisa Donnelly
You are the woman who came into my life unexpectedly, whose presence kissed my soul.
Rihanna
Rihanna
Silence is a girls loudest cry you know she is really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg
Our society needs more heroes who are scientists, researchers and engineers. We need to celebrate and reward the people who cure disease, expand our understanding of humanity and work to improve people's lives.
Ed Sheeran
Ed Sheeran
All that you are is all that I’ll ever need.
Richelle E. Goodrich
Richelle E. Goodrich
Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is saying ‘I love you’ with a wounded heart in one hand and your smothered pride in the other.
Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton
I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.
G.D. Anderson
G.D. Anderson
Feminism isn't about making women strong. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength.
Anatole France
Anatole France
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.
Victor Hugo
Victor Hugo
Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age.
Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox
Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.