— Dr. Gregory House
— Dr. Gregory House
Who needs med school when you got WI-FI?
Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.
Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.
— Dr. Gregory House
— Dr. Gregory House
There is a code: Bros before hoes, man.
— Dr. Gregory House
— Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.