Marge Simpson
Marge Simpson
If you can raise three kids who can knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
Rihanna
Rihanna
Silence is a girls loudest cry you know she is really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
Lisa Leslie
Lisa Leslie
My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was.
Stephanie Precourt
Stephanie Precourt
There will be so many times you feel like you’ve failed. But in the eyes. heart, and mind of your child, you are a super Mom.
Rick Riordan
Rick Riordan
The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.
— Kristin Hannah
— Kristin Hannah
Maybe time didn’t heal wounds exactly, but it gave you a kind of armor, or a new perspective. A way to remember with a smile instead of a sob.
Rick
Rick
Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the Universe because I’m the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets. Now, I haven’t been exactly subtle about how little I trust marriage. I couldn’t make it work, and I could turn a black hole into a sun, so at a certain point, you’ve got to ask yourself what are the odds this is legit and not just some big lie we’re all telling ourselves because we’re afraid to die alone? Because, you know, that’s exactly how we all die … alone. But … but … Here’s the thing. Birdperson is my best friend, and if he loves Tammy, well, then I love Tammy, too. [Cheers and applause] To friendship, to love, and to my greatest adventure yet … opening myself up to others.
Sherlock
Sherlock
Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side
Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
You're my best friend, all right? you don't have to tell me i'm yours. But the way i see it, we're a team. Without you, I'm just the dynamic uno.
Lord Baelish
Lord Baelish
Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder.
Irene Adler
Irene Adler
Brainy's the new sexy
— Dr. Gregory House
— Dr. Gregory House
Who needs med school when you got WI-FI?
The Doctor, Season 6, Episode 6 -
The Doctor, Season 6, Episode 6 - "The Almost People"
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
Daenerys Targaryen
Daenerys Targaryen
All men must die, but we are not men.
Jimmy Piersall
Jimmy Piersall
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
Meredith Grey
Meredith Grey
Change … we don’t like it, we fear it. But we can’t stop it from coming. We either adapt to change, or we get left behind. It hurts to grow. Anybody who tells you it doesn’t, is lying. But here’s the truth: Sometimes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. And sometimes, oh, sometimes, change is good. Sometimes, change is … everything
Homer
Homer
"Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. Marge: What's that? Homer: (thinks) A dinosaur."
Walter White, Jr.
Walter White, Jr.
He's a great father, a great teacher. He knows like everything there is to know about chemistry. He's patient with you, he's always there for you. He's just decent. And he always does the right thing and that's how he teaches me to be
Claire Underwood
Claire Underwood
You know what Francis said to me when he proposed? I remember his exact words. He said, 'Claire, if all you want is happiness, say no. I'm not gonna give you a couple of kids and count the days until retirement. I promise you freedom from that. I promise you'll never be bored.' You know, he was the only man - and there were a lot of others who proposed - but he was the only one who understood me. He didn't put me on some pedestal. He knew that I didn't want to be adored or coddled. So he took my hand and put a ring on it. Because he knew I'd say yes.
Saul Goodman
Saul Goodman
Don't drink and drive.But if you do, call me.
Jeff Lindsay
Jeff Lindsay
I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe I’m just understanding things different. Better.
Francis Underwood
Francis Underwood
If a man is not smart enough to be able to use whatever is in front of him and still make it work...well, then...that’s just a failure of the imagination.
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air
— Kakuzō Okakura
— Kakuzō Okakura
The Present is the moving Infinity, the legitimate sphere of the Relative. Relativity seeks Adjustment; Adjustment is Art. The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Jim DeMint
Jim DeMint
One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad.
— Michelle Held
— Michelle Held
Don't grow up too quickly, lest you forget how much you love the beach.
Terry Tempest Williams
Terry Tempest Williams
To be whole. To be complete. Wildness reminds us what it means to be human, what we are connected to rather than what we are separate from
Robert A. Heinlein
Robert A. Heinlein
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.
Marisa Donnelly
Marisa Donnelly
You are the woman who came into my life unexpectedly, whose presence kissed my soul.
Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg
Our society needs more heroes who are scientists, researchers and engineers. We need to celebrate and reward the people who cure disease, expand our understanding of humanity and work to improve people's lives.
Richelle E. Goodrich
Richelle E. Goodrich
Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is saying ‘I love you’ with a wounded heart in one hand and your smothered pride in the other.
Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton
I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
The Christmas tree – Where did that tradition come from? It sounds like the behavior of a drunk man. I can picture it now, “Honey, why is there a…pine tree in our living room? I like it. Tomorrow, we’re gonna…we’re gonna decorate it for Jesus.”
Anatole France
Anatole France
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.
Victor Hugo
Victor Hugo
Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age.
Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox
Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Gina Barreca
Gina Barreca
It's not that diamonds are a girl's best friend, but it's your best friends who are your diamonds.
— Vincent Van Gogh
— Vincent Van Gogh
Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.
Francis Underwood
Francis Underwood
From this moment on you are a rock. You absorb nothing, you say nothing, and nothing breaks you.
 Log Lady
Log Lady
Is life like a game of chess? Are our present moves important for future success? I think so. We paint our future with every present brush stroke. Painting. Colors. Shapes. Textures. Composition. Repetition of shapes. Contrast. Let nature guide us. Nature is the great teacher.
Glenn Rhee (Steven Yeun), The Walking Dead, Season 6: No Way Out
Glenn Rhee (Steven Yeun), The Walking Dead, Season 6: No Way Out
People you love, they made you who you are. They're still part of you. If you stop being you, that last bit of them that's still around inside, who you are, it's gone.
Lori Grimes (Sarah Wayne Callies), The Walking Dead, Season 3: Killer Within
Lori Grimes (Sarah Wayne Callies), The Walking Dead, Season 3: Killer Within
You are going to beat this world, I know you will. You are smart, and you are strong, and you are so brave, and I love you. You gotta do what's right. It's so easy to do the wrong thing in this world. So, so, if it feels wrong don't do it, alright? If it feels easy don't do it, don't let this world spoil you.
Christopher Nolan
Christopher Nolan
I have been interested in dreams, really since I was a kid. I have always been fascinated by the idea that your mind, when you are asleep, can create a world in a dream and you are perceiving it as though it really existed.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it's just a matter of finding it.
Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
Think of me as yoda, but instead of being little and green, i wear suits and i'm your bro - I'm Broda !!!
Rick
Rick
I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: It’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says “2 + 2,” and the people in the back say, “4.” Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.
Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.
John Watson
John Watson
You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.
Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.
Jonathan Byers
Jonathan Byers
You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.
The Doctor, Season 5, Episode 12 -
The Doctor, Season 5, Episode 12 - "The Pandorica Opens"
The universe is big, it's vast and complicated, and ridiculous and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
The Doctor ,Season 6, Episode 2 -
The Doctor ,Season 6, Episode 2 - "Day of the Moon"
What's the point in two hearts if you can't be a bit forgiving now and then?
Dustin Henderson
Dustin Henderson
I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books—these books are my paddles. I need my paddles!
— Tyrion Lannister
— Tyrion Lannister
That's what I do. I drink and I know things.
Robin Scherbatsky
Robin Scherbatsky
You can't jump straight to the end. The journey is the best part.
Jango Fett
Jango Fett
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
To succeed you need to stop being ordinary and be LEGEN - ( wait for it ) DARY
Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan
It's okay. Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived.
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "For you, No Charge"..
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.
Tina Brown
Tina Brown
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
William Arthur Ward
William Arthur Ward
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
— Mélanie Berliet
— Mélanie Berliet
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Christian Larson
Christian Larson
Take pride in how far you have come and have faith in how far you can go.
Shall We Dance?
Shall We Dance?
There’s a billion people on the planet. What does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you’re promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things… all of it, all of the time, every day. You’re saying, ‘Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go unwitnessed because I will be your witness.’
Peter Drucker
Peter Drucker
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
C.J. Frick
C.J. Frick
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
— Nikita Gill
— Nikita Gill
Remember that you are the ocean. And no one, not even the moon itself is allowed to control your glorious, beautiful tides.
Dave Willis
Dave Willis
Family isn’t defined only by last names or by blood; it’s defined by commitment and by love.