Rick
Rick
Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the Universe because I’m the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets. Now, I haven’t been exactly subtle about how little I trust marriage. I couldn’t make it work, and I could turn a black hole into a sun, so at a certain point, you’ve got to ask yourself what are the odds this is legit and not just some big lie we’re all telling ourselves because we’re afraid to die alone? Because, you know, that’s exactly how we all die … alone. But … but … Here’s the thing. Birdperson is my best friend, and if he loves Tammy, well, then I love Tammy, too. [Cheers and applause] To friendship, to love, and to my greatest adventure yet … opening myself up to others.
Amelia Shepherd
Amelia Shepherd
And if you can't do it, if you aren't willing to keep looking for light in the darkest of places without stopping, even when it seems impossible, you will never succeed.
— Philip J. Fry
— Philip J. Fry
Valentine's Day Is Coming? Aw Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again!
Edwin Jenner (Noah Emmerich), The Walking Dead, Season 1: Wildfire
Edwin Jenner (Noah Emmerich), The Walking Dead, Season 1: Wildfire
I think tomorrow I'm gonna blow my brains out. I haven't decided. But tonight, I'm getting drunk.
Dw. Wyatt
Dw. Wyatt
Yes, horrible things do happen. Happiness, in the face of all of that, that's not the goal. Feeling horrible, and knowing that you're not gonna die from those feelings, that's the point.
Mance Rayder
Mance Rayder
The freedom to make my own mistakes was all I ever wanted.
Joey Tribbiani
Joey Tribbiani
Why God? Why? We had a deal! Let the others grow old not me.
Francis Underwood
Francis Underwood
I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood.
Ted Mosby
Ted Mosby
Here's the secret kids. None of us can vow to be perfect, In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got.
Jeff Lindsay
Jeff Lindsay
I'm a very neat monster.
Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan
That Young Man Fills Me With Hope. Plus Some Other Emotions Which Are Weird And Deeply Confusing.
Francis Underwood
Francis Underwood
For those of us climbing to the top of the food chain, there can be no mercy. There is but one rule: hunt or be hunted.
Ted
Ted
Life isn't about waiting for storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
The Vulcan greeting
The Vulcan greeting
Live Long and Prosper
Thomas A. Edison
Thomas A. Edison
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
— Stephen King
— Stephen King
You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.
Helen Keller
Helen Keller
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. Wishing you happiness.
Yolanda Hadid
Yolanda Hadid
Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest; it’s about who came and never left your side.
Jenna Morasca
Jenna Morasca
Family is a unique gift that needs to be appreciated and treasured, even when they’re driving you crazy. As much as they make you mad, interrupt you, annoy you, curse at you, try to control you, these are the people who know you the best and who love you.
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
When you take risks, you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Only two ways to live life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle
Jon Kabat-Zinn
Jon Kabat-Zinn
You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.
Franz Kafka
Franz Kafka
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
Georges Clemenceau
Georges Clemenceau
Everything I know I learned after I was 30.
Vincent van Gogh
Vincent van Gogh
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
F. Scott Fitzgerald
You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known – and even that is an understatement.
— Sarah Kay
— Sarah Kay
Because there’s nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline, no matter how many times it’s sent away.
Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee
Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
Agnes De Mille
Agnes De Mille
To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful.. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking
Lauren Hutton
Lauren Hutton
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
Nicholas Sparks,
Nicholas Sparks, "The Notebook"
I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day.
Audrey Hepburn
Audrey Hepburn
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
Mae West
Mae West
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Walt Disney
Walt Disney
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
Rick
Rick
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science
Howard Wolowitz
Howard Wolowitz
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Cos you are BE-AU-TI..FULL
— Andy Dufresne
— Andy Dufresne
That’s the beauty of music. They can’t get that from you.
Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
Chief Hopper
Chief Hopper
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
Elton Pope, Season 2, Episode 10
Elton Pope, Season 2, Episode 10
When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.
I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Merle Dixon (Michael Rooker), The Walking Dead, Season 2: Chupacabra
Merle Dixon (Michael Rooker), The Walking Dead, Season 2: Chupacabra
Now you listen to me. Ain't nobody ever gonna care about you except me, little brother. Nobody ever will. Come on. Get up on your feet, before I'm gonna have to kick your teeth in. Let's go.
— Giancarlo Esposito
— Giancarlo Esposito
When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.
Professor Farnsworth
Professor Farnsworth
Good News, Everyone!
Dale Cooper
Dale Cooper
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.
Dale
Dale
If I had known the world was ending, I would’ve brought better books.
Derek Shepherd
Derek Shepherd
It's a beautiful day to save lives.
Sherlock
Sherlock
Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
"Hello. Yes the elevator's out of order you'll have to use the stairs.... Of course you can, pizza dates back to the 16th centuary, while the first elevator was not installed untill 1852,,, That means that for over 300 years, people carried pizzas up stairs. Be partt of that proud tradition."
Dolores Abernathy
Dolores Abernathy
Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world. The disarray. I choose to see the beauty. To believe there is an order to our days, a purpose.
— Deputy Tommy “Hawk” Hill
— Deputy Tommy “Hawk” Hill
One woman can make you fly like an eagle, another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the cycle of life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy.
Jac Vanek
Jac Vanek
I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.
Jean-Luc Picard,
Jean-Luc Picard, "Inner Light"
Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.
Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan
I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me.
— Dr. Gregory House
— Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
Sherlock
Sherlock
Sherlock: “Two beers, please.” Bartender: “Pints?” Sherlock: “443.7 ml.” (Places measuring cylinders.)
Billie Burke
Billie Burke
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
Charles Erwin Wilson
Charles Erwin Wilson
A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they have so that they consistently do better work than they thought they could.
Frank Sinatra
Frank Sinatra "After I Say I’m Sorry"
I don’t know why, I made you cry I’m sorry sweetheart and yet Though you shouldn’t be lenient with me I hope you’ll forgive and forget
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Ron White
Ron White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Tom Brokaw
Tom Brokaw
It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference.
Alberto Manguel
Alberto Manguel
Maybe this is why we read, and why in moments of darkness we return to books: to find words for what we already know.
Rihanna
Rihanna
You may never be good enough for everybody. but you will always be the best for somebody.
Shahida Arabi
Shahida Arabi
When you spend some time single, you become confident that you can fulfill your own emotional needs and manage your emotions without the need for anyone to validate your self-worth. This is an exquisite life skill to have that will serve you well throughout your entire life, whether single or with a partner.
Robert Fulghum
Robert Fulghum
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Thich Nhat Hanh
Thich Nhat Hanh
Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today.
Dumbledore
Dumbledore
One can never have enough socks.
Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie
I am a strong believer that without justice, there is no peace. No lasting peace, anyway.
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