Howard Wolowitz
Howard Wolowitz
Are you google? Because you have everything i'm searching for..
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
I feel very comfortable around you. It's surprising because i generally don't feel comfortable around....well, anyone.
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "For you, No Charge"..
Howard Wolowitz
Howard Wolowitz
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Cos you are BE-AU-TI..FULL
Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper
"Hello. Yes the elevator's out of order you'll have to use the stairs.... Of course you can, pizza dates back to the 16th centuary, while the first elevator was not installed untill 1852,,, That means that for over 300 years, people carried pizzas up stairs. Be partt of that proud tradition."